Tuesday, May 16, 2017

A Snail Crawled Into the Police Station


A snail crawled into the local police station. He was a mess. His antennae were bent, and his shell was askew with a large scrape along one side.

"I was mugged by two turtles," he tells the desk sergeant.

"What did they look like?" Asks the policeman.

"I don't know," replies the snail. "It all happened so fast."